what😀

When someone says some shit thats so crazy u dont even know how to react. The 😀 emoji is of course ironic as sometimes you wanna kill the person who said that shit (as in the example below).

Person A: "Bro yesterday i found my lizard filled with some white shit"
Person B: "Yea i fucked it the other day coz i was bored"
Person A: "What😀"

by wydimMeow April 22, 2021

What a pity!

It's an expression used when someone wants to demonstrate a deep sadness.

Ex: Karen's cat was run over and his leg broke.
What a pity!

by CamiSC November 10, 2017

What the Junk

A more appropriate and silly way of saying "What the Fuck." Commonly used by teens.

Ryan ate your donut... "What the Junk Ryan, you are so fat and annoying."

by Bill Cliffton November 7, 2016

What the spruce

Another meaning for what the heck etc.

Me: bro I saw a floating delivery on my washing machine floor on the escalator

You: erm, what the spruce?

by d’lo savage 123 June 15, 2023

What the fuck!!!!

Tim: what the fuck do you think ur doing!

Nonce: having sex?
Tim: she is five!
Nonce: I know?
Tim:WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck!!!! Is used to question why the fuck a person would do that. Fucking idiot!

by Wagwan fam, pifting? August 3, 2020

What the heff

When you wanna tell ur mates subtly that there’s a heffer nearby.

“She was standing over there and I was like what the heff?”

by Bigjuicyheffer December 6, 2021

What the Kappas

A phrase often used by twitch streamer SirhcEz when something peculiar happens, in particular when he's playing MOBA game League of Legends

SirhcEz: gets a pentakill with Nasus
SirhcEz: what the kappas? Don't mess with da cane!

by TRC sigma September 12, 2020