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School

The worst in-game experience you'll ever have during your first run of the game you're playing right now, life. You need your character to wake up with only 2 hours of sleep, which will keep them from functioning properly. Then, you either walk a long ass path, or take the hell ridden vehicle with disgusting level 4 children that stick boogers up the footrest petal. After you arrive to the torture chamber, you are greeted with math. What's so bad about math? Learning things you'll probably won't use for your career. If you wanna be an artist, too bad. You have to have your time wasted learning calculus instead. Next is ELA. ELA teaches you how to...literally read. Science is next. this is probably the most interesting subject, since your teacher probably won't care about what you're doing if you're wearing level 100 protective glasses. Science teachers see these glasses as protective shields that can protect an incoming intercontinental nuke, but the cons of science is how they make you compare salt to...salt. There's also these things called "Specials" that seem interesting at first, but terribly horrid and tiring once you experience them. P.E is probably the most hated out there, I can sense those girls complaining how their gym shorts are too short. I can go on and on explaining how illogical and flawed this experience is, but that'd take too long.
"I grinded school for 7 hours, but only got 4 EXP. School sucks!
by CoolAlien March 14, 2022
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school

the literal worst thing ever. you spend 7 hours in a crappy old building made with red brick walls learning things that you wont even need when your an adult. school is filled with a fucktard of dickheads, from those kids in elementary school who think picking your nose is cool, those kids with braces in middle school, and those nerds who take all AP classes just to show off in high school. and the teachers are even worse. they are underqualified people who just show up to get paid, mostly women in elementary school but by middle and high school, it's a mix of men and women, which makes no sense whatsoever. and then there's homework, which was originally invented as a punishment, which are common in schools. the only good thing about school is that you meet most of your friends there, but they will probably turn on you once you get into middle and high school, so there! get rid of school. it has no benefits and is just meant to torture innocent children.
i can't. i have school.
i can't. i have school!
what you say literally all the time.
by honeybee34 April 15, 2020
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School

This is THE worst place to be. Yeah it makes you smart but it waste you time and its just boring, 1/10 would not suggest.
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school

Every Kids,Teens,Adults Nightmare, A Place That Should Not Exist.
Mom!! I don't wanna go to school, school is my worst nightmare!
by Oreo Ice Capp June 28, 2015
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School

let me tell u what this mean BULLSHIT most of the people disliking are most likly teachers pets
guy 1:aye school the best bro
Guy2:bruh if u dont shut up wit the bull shit
by i_am_just_being_honest_bro February 26, 2021
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School

A torturous place, to make everybody the same, that mentally and physically exhausts you, and makes you want to commit Suicide.
Person 1: I gotta go to that salt mine

Person 2: You mean School?
by Agatsudesu May 28, 2021
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school

That stupid place that wastes 20 years of your life.
Jillian: School sucks.
Jacob: You don't need to state the obvious.
by kayluub October 1, 2019
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