drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 18, 2010

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Get the drop your tail here's your mailmug.

Weiner on out of here

Leaving in a “fuck this” sort of way

hey, let’s weiner on out of here

by sugarcookie6969 December 8, 2023

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Get the Weiner on out of heremug.

Boi dolan here

why did you search this shit up? Why are you still reading this? Bro stop reading Yor such a boi Dolan here.

Bro: You're such a Boi Dolan here

by dolan dolan May 18, 2019

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Get the Boi dolan heremug.

Ducks in here

The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.

(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."

by KEATOR November 27, 2012

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Get the Ducks in heremug.

Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture

When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

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Get the Hello (insert handle here)mug.

Guys who wear hats back here

A monster energy fan

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy

by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

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