Coalition Bang

When a group of individuals form a team to beat up or bang someone.

The nerds formed a coalition bang to beat up the bully.

by CharlieWhiskeyOscar October 21, 2022

Chain Bang

The act of going to a restaurant for one meal, then staying long enough at the same restaurant to eat the following meal of the day there. For example: going out for lunch with a group of your best friends, staying afterward to catch up on old times, potentially accompanied by dessert, then having dinner some hours later without having moved from the table except for restroom breaks or to refill beverages.

This is different from a bang bang, in that you stay in the same location and chain one meal of the day into the next over a period of time--versus grabbing a meal somewhere, then leaving afterward for another elsewhere in quick succession.

For the most authentic experience, it is advised to perform a chain bang at a chain restaurant.

Dude man: Hey scro, snag lunch at Culver's around 1 PM or…??
Broseph: Holla! I'm game. Mind if I bring Becky?
Dude man: Hells yes I mind, bitches aint shit.
Broseph: lel.

(they eat lunch and chew the fat)

Dude man: Dessert? Hot fudge banana split sundaes on me. No homo.
Broseph: I feel and look like Fat Bastard.
Dude man: No duh hickey. But about the dessert…?
Broseph: Fine, so long as it’s no larger than a wafer-thin mint.
Dude man: That’s what she said.
Broseph: lel.

(they eat dessert, slagging that slattern Becky mercilessly)

Dude man: These are the days of our lives. (said while belching)
Broseph: Dang dawg, it’s 6 PM??
Dude man: Dafuq. Guess we might as well eat dinner.
Broseph: Verily, your mom eats dinner.
Dude man: She can’t get enough of your tossed salad, apparently.
Broseph: lel.

(they eat dinner, discussing equilibrium displacement and stress distribution in a two-dimensional axially moving web under transverse loading)

Dude man: This lunch and dinner chain bang has been turnt af!
Broseph: Run and tell that! Boot and rally?
Dude man: Yeah nah, ima bounce to shag Becky. And your mom.
Broseph: Chainbanging the only women I'll ever love after a chain bang? Not cool, scro.
Dude man: lel.

FIN.

by Brugech June 5, 2020

Bieber Bangs

Long, side-swept bangs that feather across the forehead from left to right, draping down over the right eye and obstructing the vision. Bieber Bangs are most commonly worn by pubescent and prepubescent boys, who thereafter cock their heads as if weighed down by the girth of these bangs. Most boys develop an immediate tic, whereby they toss their heads in order to keep the Bieber Bangs always flowing to the right. Many adolescent girls find themselves swooning when a boy tosses his Bieber Bangs her way.

"Did you see Tommy this morning? Wow, he looks so hot with his new Bieber Bangs!"

Scientists have discovered that a toss of a boy's Bieber Bangs is like the modern day mating call.

by PurpleTantrum June 23, 2019

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang..

An awful sexual encounter..

Yo dude, this girl I brought home last night was pretty cute..

So what happened?

Looks can be deceiving, turns out that she was a total "Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.."

by keeferzzz April 6, 2011

bang fangs

When wigger kids comb their short hair forward so their bangs look pointy like fangs.

That wigger has bang fangs

by irch December 25, 2005

ski ski bang bang

sex. in the back of a lovebus, barn, with a vacuum cleaner, etc.

Fanta and Kunta ski ski bang bang in the back of the barn.

by Mesa =D June 4, 2008

Phone-bang

Phone-bang describes a person who is talking or texting on their cell phones excessively.

Randi was phone-banging all night at the Parlor.

by Fosho671 March 7, 2009