Daniel Tosh

The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.

Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.

by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012

Danielle Steel

Famous Romance Author.
Known for writing complete smut.
Sex-crazed, unrealistic books.

Never date a girl who reads Danielle Steel.

by JoJoJo114 February 6, 2009

dayum daniel

a phrase used when daniel is looking fine

dayum daniel back it again with the white vans

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Daniel Waldvogel

Has a massive crush on Anna Elizabeth Murphy, even stalks her TikToks sometimes.

You see that kid right there? We don’t know his name so we just call him Daniel Waldvogel

by Professional RawDogger July 14, 2022

President Daniels

Noun. A massive erection. Originated from the TV show 24, where in Season 6 President Daniels always speaks as if he's crazy horny with a massive erection. Like he's just seconds away from screwing the nearest warm-blooded thing in sight.

"I thought he only liked me as a friend, but then we hugged and I felt his President Daniels poking me in the thigh.

by cnelson13 May 26, 2007

daniel porter

sweetest member of the tyne, love him💘
is a vegetarian and has about a million animals, including a border collie called skye🥺🦋
he always seems to look either a bit lost in photos or like he’s having the time of his life

overall he’s so lovely, and cute❤️

daniel porter means to be really sweet
‘he’s such a daniel porter’ = he’s so sweet
girl 1 on the live: ur fit
daniel: aw *blushes and laughs*
girl 2: love you
daniel: love you too

by cookiemonstergee October 12, 2019

Danielle Campbell

An amazing beautiful woman who has been in Tell Me a Story, The Originals, and Disney channel’s Starstruck.

Who is she

That is the amazing Danielle Campbell

by Ferbaliciouse January 29, 2021