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Tax

The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).

The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
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Fanum Tax

To tax food and take somebody food hence "taxing"

The creator fanum made this when he would take his roomates food.
"Yo i just fanum taxed him"
by pncctrllll October 29, 2023
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JC Tax

The unwritten rule where a friend, when in close proximity, is entitled to a small portion or "tax" of whatever you are currently eating or drinking.
Oh here comes JC, he is definitely going to give me the JC Tax on my goldfish.
by Kwizzzzzz October 6, 2024
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Fry Tax

The consumption of a customer's food by a delivery driver for having to wait on a customer to provide access to the residence.
The customer did not leave a gate code, so she paid a 21 fry tax
by bobb cobb April 3, 2020
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brainrot used daily by 7 year olds
used to make "jokes" they say
Timmy : "wanna see my skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizz fanum tax kai cenat duke dennis plushie"
Jimmy : "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY BRODIE"
by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024
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tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.
by oudaday August 15, 2016
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trump tax

Any rise in consumer prices that can be directly attributed to President Trump’s tariffs.
I was going to buy my daughter a new doll, but the trump tax put it out of reach.
by darthgandhi May 20, 2025
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