Polish back side

Snail trailing a person with a hair back after completing a sexual act.
Donnie really give Bernie a polish back side after dinner and a movie
by Spamrisk87 August 01, 2023
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by urmumlovesmybrain August 31, 2023
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Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.
"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025
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Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023
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polish butthole

a phrase that is used when referring to having anal sex with your drug dealer in a van for free drugs
client: what do i need to do to get them for free? drug dealer: polish butthole. that is all.
by iknowriight September 21, 2020
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Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight
No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone
by Largo 7 May 29, 2014
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Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.
by Brian Elland November 22, 2023
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