5 minute drive-by

A dumb way of saying "booty call" or "hit it and quit it"

"Hey girl, let me give you a 5 minute drive-by"
"WTF? No"

by Ginjabrd October 4, 2022

Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.

The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor

by Grriracha May 14, 2016

A cat's minute

Precisely one minute

I'll be back from walking the dog in a cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017

the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016

Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.

"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"

by Bronhill August 25, 2021

30 minutes

The time for an avarage person to find a normal definition of a word on Urban Dictionary.

Teacher: Everyone, int today 's lesson we are going to learn alot vocabularies. Today's main question is: what is the definition of the word "pandemic"
a while later...
teacher: alright times up, jimmy, what have you found?
jimmy: i haven't find anything on the urban dictionary!
teacher: how many times do i have to tell you jimmy, it will take 30 minutes to find a normal definition on urban dictionary!

by gdplayer December 22, 2022

I’m 5 minutes away

It means that the person haven’t left the house. Usually still getting ready.

I’m 5 minutes away

by anonymous November 22, 2021