Being a bitch

When your husbands that never touch you, pick you with his c* en the arm and waits for you to be happy! And you just get: Baaahhhh...kind a borring

You are being a bitch cause im trying so make you happy.

by Mundane13 July 15, 2018

being cannulated

being shafted while simultaneously being shat on by a group of people

David was being cannulated so much that today it was just another Tuesday.

by testymctestfaceee November 29, 2022

Being a Sophie

The act of inviting yourself to places and guilt tripping people until they let you do so. Stems from the unpopular nature of the name Sophie.

Dude, she was being a Sophie last night.

by BitchAssBitchBoy September 7, 2022

Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.

Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.

by sammyflakes June 11, 2016

Being squidie

Someone who acts like squidward, short tempered, impatient, arrogant, sassy, bitter, and condescending.

A: could you shut up? It's 10:30! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY BANJO!

J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most

R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?

by Altoids tin February 11, 2024

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024