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Brian

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.
Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies
by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021
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Brian

Brian is probably Arabian, ugly, and a simp. Nobody likes Brian. He has 0 friends. Brian looks like a 36 year old freshman. He also cannot spell
Brian? Ew nobody likes Brian
by Ever Since Baby on Baby April 15, 2021
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Brian

This dude has a girlfriend named Jessi who’s super hot. They will have hella kids and his dick big
Damn Brian your girlfriend Jessi is hot
by Daddydaycarefordicks69 April 17, 2021
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Rolling Brian

When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.
"Kyle, that Rolling Brian I surprised you with last night was amazing wasn't it?"
by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021
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Brian

A refined and amazing personification of god, one who will be top tier/ Demi god.
P.s. has very large dick
Wow is that brian
by Briandagod May 6, 2021
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Brian

Can be nice at times, and pretty anoying at times. Normally kind of dirty.
Person: He is SUCH a Brian
by Many people are there May 10, 2021
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brian Rat Bro

An amazing person who sees himself as a dumpster rat. Find him and he will grant you infinite joy and happiness.
:I'm feeling kinda down today..
:Just talk to Brian Rat Bro, he'll make u feel better
by Lorikett June 5, 2021
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