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Brians

Brians are what arctic monkeys fans have insted of brains.
"What do arctic monkeys fans think with?" - anyone
"Well we dont have brains we think with brians"- us
"So glad of you to bless us with your effortlessness, we're grateful and so strangely comforted"- anyone
by AlexTurnersArabella August 17, 2021
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brian Rat Bro

An amazing person who sees himself as a dumpster rat. Find him and he will grant you infinite joy and happiness.
:I'm feeling kinda down today..
:Just talk to Brian Rat Bro, he'll make u feel better
by Lorikett June 5, 2021
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BRIAN IRVIN

A 16 -year old highschool boi who is deeply in love with j.
by Xxxxhii June 10, 2021
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Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021
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brian jeon

Brian Jeon is a man. A man of pure beauty. A man of massive elephant cock. A man of non-stinky toenail clippings. When I make love to him, his juicy cock throbs against my belly button. Shi turn me on hella ngl. Not only that, but when he bends over and takes it in the ass, his juicy booty be bouncing hella. Bro might have a BBL ngl but I can't tell. The only downside is that he sometimes has the occasional dingleberry stuck between his cheeks, but it looks like mini M&M's so I be munching my dessert. Brian Jeon. Sexually assault me.
OHHHH FUCKKKK BRIAN JEON MY ASSSS!
by Brian_Jeon's_Lover_69_XO_8==D~ December 3, 2024
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Brian Thompsoned

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.
A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.
by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024
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My Brian

A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.
Do you want to play my brian kahoot?
by FAUBCOK December 11, 2024
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