When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.
by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020
When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.
I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.
by jwgrooves June 13, 2017
I left for work this morning and had to perform a poo turn........ turn around and head home to do a poo
by bjc/arc July 06, 2015
when the upstairs toilet is occupied by a fellow plopper. It is the prime opportunity to deliver the goods to the forbidden downstairs toilet reserved solely for a number 1 or guest use...
by adam.kaplan4 December 11, 2012
A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.
I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.
by Gabraham Lincoln October 31, 2013
When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.
Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo
by BentheGod October 07, 2020
by Losinc July 05, 2016