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the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.
Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa
by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021
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Wank metal

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
by wank metal April 17, 2019
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Heavy Metal

Music that described by normies is loud emo music but for people of culture it is a music genre for people who really appreciate the guitar and the levels someone can get there voice too it by far takes someone with a galaxy brain to truly understand.
I enjoy listening to heavy metal.
by Jamie Fernando August 30, 2019
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Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an irresistable urge to headbang (circularly) even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)
Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?
by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023
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metallic archea

Metallic Archea refers to when someone or something's, body oder is so bad that it destroys any object within its vicinity.
Fred: "dude I cant believe how bad David's Metallic Archea is."
by codthefish June 29, 2023
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Münchausen Metal

A style of metal that is made up so people think you are awesome and know a lot of stuff you don’t understand.
“I only listen to 'Münchausen Metal' … I’ve doubt you’ve heard of it. It’s super subterranean and beyond extremely world first exclusive brutally epic!”
by VikingFett July 23, 2015
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work the metal

Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces
Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.
by trillmatik February 2, 2014
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