aonna-may

Aonna-May is a person who likes to drink a little too much coffee and read.

where is Aonna-May? oh shes reading again. Makes sense.

by unknown ladies September 5, 2018

lisa may

The worlds biggest slutt who gets a lot of cock in and around her mouth

“I fucked Lisa May so hard last night” person A, “Same” person B

by Brooksy May 6, 2019

Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019

May 18

steal your friends food day

me: * steals food*
friend: hey put that back
me: nope it’s may 18
friend: oh shoot nvm then
me: lmao

by machary May 16, 2022

Teresa May

She my be a twat but she is DEFINITELY better than Boris Johnson.

The UK: Hey is that Teresa May?
Yes. It is.

The UK: I wish she were still prime minister. Boris Johnson is clueless. The geezer hasn't got a clue what he's doing..

by CancelBorisJohnson April 29, 2021

Lola-May

a very pretty girl who makes you feel special and loved she gives the best hugs loves gherkins and oasis always wet won’t hold your hand in public scared of the dark throughs a lot of paddies won’t stop till she gets what she wants

Lola-May smells

by gdog8297 April 26, 2022

Ben Mai

Ben Mai is not amazing at anything; he is extremely mid. Ben is very unathletic and is easily messed with by everyone. He is often the joke of the class and is marked as the biggest NPC in his school.

That kid is an NPC

I know he is acting like Ben Mai

by Ah Jones November 15, 2022