log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

Log

To log out of an account, typically when gaming.

"dude i think we are gonna get jumped, lets log"

by Garden Guardian November 3, 2021

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 2, 2018

nutty log

nutty flavoured tured

what a tasty tured tast's like chekein smell's like sproutss

by cleg nut May 11, 2003

FAT LOG

You know what this is :)

A FAT LOG CAME OUT OF ME

by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.

Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it

by Sherbanged December 2, 2023

sirguson log

(noun) a post-game statistical entry from the popular free-to-play 'Team Fortress 2' that reflects an unusually poor or underwhelming individual performance, typically far below the expected standard for the player or class.

Derived from 'Sirgy', a competitive TF2 player known for inconsistent performance, the term “sirguson log” refers to a notably bad individual contribution, as viewed within the post-game logs.tf entry.

"Sorry guys - four drops in one game, excuse the sirguson log."

"lol @Jdawg with only 170dpm as soldier on cp_gullywash, what a sirguson log."

"Did you see InStinct went at 62% acc, that's a classic sirguson if ever I've seen one."

by Cab.tf October 7, 2025