loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023

Log Jostling

v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.

Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.

What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?

by Mitchell Webblook May 26, 2011

Pog Log

A poop that makes you say "POGCHAMP". Poop must be at least 8 inches in length.

Dude I just took a massive pog log, check it out! I took a picture!

by Infernobot November 25, 2020

Logging in

Engaging in sex. The male genitalia (log) inside of a female companion

When I get home my girl/wife better be ready, cause I'm logging in tonight

by IrritatedData July 17, 2022

Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021

Lincoln Log

The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.

Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?

Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!

by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021

Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 08, 2018