Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.

Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.

by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022

Foreskin fries

French fries men use to fish for pussy

Put french fries under your skin and get in the bath to go fishing with foreskin fries

by Cody5050 February 8, 2023

Box of Fries

Another term for a blowjob.

Back in my day, a box of fries could get you A LOT.

by EkkolocaJhin June 26, 2018

Drew Fries

Drew Fries is a nineteen year old pokemon go professional player. He is the best pokemon go player in Iowa City and is currently a Freshman at the University of Iowa. He also has the record Large Mouth Bass caught in Elk Grove Village weighing at 5 pounds 11 ounces.

Drew Fries is an epic gamer.

by FRIED Fries December 25, 2023

Fries

When you fry a rat in cheese oil

did you fry those fries?

by njdskjfndsjfnds November 14, 2022

fried

An adjective used to describe something funny or crazy. The region of origin is Indianapolis.

Holy shit, Sam just drank toilet water. He’s so fried.

by Jimmy Hoffa Is In My Basement November 30, 2019

Biz-cash-fri

It's a shortened version of Business Casual Friday and it is when an office puts a policy in place where the workers can dress casual ie. jeans or shorts and t-shirt.

Did you see that guy who showed up on Biz-cash-fri wearing cargo shorts and a Hawaiian shirt?

by rustyrazer December 9, 2008