van kuyk

a very hot persons last name it is dutch, if you happen to date one he will wow you with his big penis and amazingly toned abs so stay with the man with this last name me i met one myself i gave him great head and chocked on on his big dick then he analed me and i moaned so hard hes so hot and you should love mr van kuyk

fuck me harder daddy (mr VAN KUYK)

by DADDYFINDER69 May 22, 2018

Mom Van

A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.

Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”

Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”

by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020

champion van

Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.

Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"

Teacher: "What?"

Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016

Aart van der Riet

Aart is someone that says he will do the presentation as planned, when he extually made a better one.

Aart van der Riet and his brains are trash, but Tobias is the coolest!

by tobitaart June 9, 2020

Van Halen

The best fucking band on earth

I went to see Van Halen last night.

by A retarded furry September 4, 2021

van

Either an extremely rare first name to have, or a vehicle you should run away from.

Did you hear about Van? Yeah, I heard he drives a van.

by thecan April 11, 2021

Van Triel Effect

When you meet somebody in real life for the first time, but you have the feeling you already know them, because you’ve seen them on social media

I know we never met before but I have the feeling I know you, because I’ve seen you on my friends stories a lot. A total van Triel effect

by NVM1992 September 20, 2019