poo-be-gone

Noun - A bong rip of weed and tobacco taken before a bowel movement too loosen your bowels and ease fecal discharge. Normal bowel movements can take upwards of 55 minutes especially after a good night of drinking. The average poo-be-gone takes less than 45 seconds and will start shortly after exhalation, thus being in close proximity to a lavatory is recommended.

Bob: "Dam I have tried to shit like 6 times this morning, that bottle of jack fucked my bowels"
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."

by I <3 Pooping May 6, 2014

insta-poo

To browse Instagram during defecation.

Time for an insta-poo break.

by hrtblk July 3, 2016

poo pal

Your bond is made with poo.

Mike and Paul became poo pals, bonded for life, when Paul pooed on the train track and they watched a train run over and squish it.

by Adrenaline_x March 2, 2021

Poo-c

A female reproductive organ; Vagina.

"Bro. Did you get any poo-c last night?"
"naww... she had a boyfriend .-."

by Nex (level:1001) June 8, 2016

Poo Jam

A vegan with poo on their mind craving jam.

Oh look there’s karen over there.. I bet she’s got a sticky poo jam as usual.

by Urban Gangsters January 16, 2021

Poo Poon

Slang term used for a butthole in the most informal way.

When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.

by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020

Poo voice

A noun phrase used to describe a person, usually but not exclusively from the southeast of England, who has a voice that sounds like they are either (1) in the process of defecating, or (2) passing a log of excrement through their vocal tract as they are trying to speak.

That Keir Stamer has a proper bad case of poo voice.

by Dog Juice October 14, 2022