Smoochie poo

A person who is small small in height and adorable cute.

That girl is Smoochie poo!

by Prince shadan January 22, 2019

Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet

P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet

by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022

Poo voice

A noun phrase used to describe a person, usually but not exclusively from the southeast of England, who has a voice that sounds like they are either (1) in the process of defecating, or (2) passing a log of excrement through their vocal tract as they are trying to speak.

That Keir Stamer has a proper bad case of poo voice.

by Dog Juice October 14, 2022

Poo Jam

A vegan with poo on their mind craving jam.

Oh look there’s karen over there.. I bet she’s got a sticky poo jam as usual.

by Urban Gangsters January 16, 2021

poo lord

The god of gods, the creator of space jam and time itself, the best person ever, really nice guy when you get to know him, the overall best guy, and pretty obese

poo lord is da best heeeyaw

by poo lord January 19, 2021

dusty poo

A person who loves to eat dust mites.

Dustun is such a dusty poo.

by Jaden the Best Minecraft playe January 27, 2021

Gamer poo

Where you leave your PC/Console - run to the bathroom - poo - wipe - wash hands get back to the game within 30 seconds

Last 20 players in PUBG and I needed a poo! I did the perfect gamer poo! cam back to the PC and was still alive, finished 4th haha

by DB86 February 2, 2021