A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
"Oh another wank metal video "
by wank metal April 17, 2019
Get the Wank metalmug. Music that described by normies is loud emo music but for people of culture it is a music genre for people who really appreciate the guitar and the levels someone can get there voice too it by far takes someone with a galaxy brain to truly understand.
by Jamie Fernando August 30, 2019
Get the Heavy Metalmug. A subculture of the metal scene. Walmart metal heads purchase their entire wardrobe from Walmart, wearing "heavy metal" shirts consisting of skulls, fire, motorcycles, playing cards, or all of the above. These shirts are frequently paired with cheap sunglasses and straight leg blue jeans. Walmart metallers are often found drinking PBR, listening to Five Finger Death Punch, or smoking meth in their trailer.
by Shadoooooowww July 18, 2020
Get the walmart metalmug. by trillmatik February 2, 2014
Get the work the metalmug. a genre of music which gives you an irresistable urge to headbang (circularly) even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)
Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?
It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?
It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?
by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023
Get the Groove metalmug. It's mainly used for drinking water, although you can also use this blunt object as a devastating, badass weapon. It is also a long-range weapon for the strong throwers out there. It acts just like Thor's hammer and attracts electricity for extra damage. Just make sure it is full or empty for long throws. This weapon is usually yielded by the Gods.
Stats:
Damage:
Full: 6050
Empty:3000
Throws:
Damage:
Full: 7000 at short range
Empty: 5000 at long range
Stats:
Damage:
Full: 6050
Empty:3000
Throws:
Damage:
Full: 7000 at short range
Empty: 5000 at long range
God used Metal Drinkbottle
Its extremely effective!
Rando Ranga: "Fuck, that hurt bro."
Jesus Fucking Christ: "Get fucking destroyed ranga."
Its extremely effective!
Rando Ranga: "Fuck, that hurt bro."
Jesus Fucking Christ: "Get fucking destroyed ranga."
by Some Rando(notranga) September 6, 2022
Get the Metal Drinkbottlemug. by Chainedless May 9, 2022
Get the metal malachitemug.