Münchausen Metal

A style of metal that is made up so people think you are awesome and know a lot of stuff you don’t understand.

“I only listen to 'Münchausen Metal' … I’ve doubt you’ve heard of it. It’s super subterranean and beyond extremely world first exclusive brutally epic!”

by VikingFett July 23, 2015

Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an irresistable urge to headbang (circularly) even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)

Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?

by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023

walmart metal

A subculture of the metal scene. Walmart metal heads purchase their entire wardrobe from Walmart, wearing "heavy metal" shirts consisting of skulls, fire, motorcycles, playing cards, or all of the above. These shirts are frequently paired with cheap sunglasses and straight leg blue jeans. Walmart metallers are often found drinking PBR, listening to Five Finger Death Punch, or smoking meth in their trailer.

That redneck guy blasting Pantera is totally walmart metal.

by Shadoooooowww July 18, 2020

work the metal

Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces

Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.

by trillmatik February 2, 2014

Gloss Metal

Metal that is inspired by pop but retains it's essence of heaviness and technical playing. Also characterised by glossier/ poppy aesthetics in the music video.
Eg: The new Architects, Unprocessed.

Love the new gloss metal.

by witty_donor November 14, 2020

Heavy Metal

Music that described by normies is loud emo music but for people of culture it is a music genre for people who really appreciate the guitar and the levels someone can get there voice too it by far takes someone with a galaxy brain to truly understand.

I enjoy listening to heavy metal.

by Jamie Fernando August 30, 2019

Wank metal

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.

"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "

by wank metal April 17, 2019