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Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022
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Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off
I added a lot to my meat log this week
by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018
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Logged

Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.
Girl to boy: so I told my boss that he was a clown
Boy: wow nice. Logged (with hand gesture)
by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021
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cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"
Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat
by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement
Bout to make fungus on a log!
by Anon112221 January 20, 2021
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Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.
I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging
by Professerdump March 22, 2025
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