1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
by king kennedy January 05, 2008
by Anon112221 January 21, 2021
Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023
v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.
Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.
What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
by Mitchell Webblook May 26, 2011
by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021
The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.
Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?
Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!
Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!
by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021
15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!
Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
by coleeco22 November 08, 2018