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logging into my zoom

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯
by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023
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carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet
Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.
by alextheman October 27, 2012
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cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"
Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat
by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015
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Log

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.
Logan: Hi Stephy wephy

Stephanie: Aw, hi Log!
by unknown1993 January 11, 2008
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Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm
Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken
by Evanafex May 20, 2021
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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Lemon log

The act of peeing in someone's butt hole.
Hey Debbie I want to give you a lemon log.
by Tony the Guy February 13, 2017
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