joey english

The sexiest man to ever live. He's been gettin hoes since seventh grade.

Joey English is sexy

by Joeyacme3300 June 8, 2016

English mastiff

A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.

Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~

by Casstoi November 20, 2021

english

A language that makes no sense what so ever

English is weird

by cow dood May 28, 2019

english assignment

the stupid thing that I have to do by monday or im cooked

Agathe: Liam we have to work on our english assignment

Liam: we'll just do it all tomorrow lol

Agathe: its was literally due 3 months ago

Liam: Hmm

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead May 24, 2024

English

Complete utter shit head wankers stuck of their own arse fucking faggots they shag sheep and shag each other because their fairy’s

I seen a gay porn store and it had hundreds of English men in it buying the stuff

by Killallapaksi123 December 5, 2021

American English

A simplified version of regular English.

American English = English (Simplified)

by Klojhgfcvbn September 2, 2022

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023