colorguard

Colorguard is a group of fat bitches, and usually a gay dude who twirl around flags at football games in front of the marching band. These fat asses weren't good at playing an instrument in the band, so they joined the guard. What's sad is that they all think it's a real sport. If color guard is a sport, then taking a shit is a sport too. Nobody likes listening to the band or watching thses uglies throwing around flags. High schools around the country can improve their budget by cutting this "sport."

Guy 1 at football game: "DUUUUDE did you see how ugly the colorguard girls are?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did. Seeing them makes me want to be dead."

by Stylez Pness June 16, 2008

Colorado College

A small school in Colorado Springs that claims to be the Harvard of the west, but really is not. The girls are horrible looking and even that is an understatement. The party scene is terrible. No one has school spirit because there is no reason to have any because the sports are awful. The block system makes it impossible to transfer because no other private institution believes that it is creditable. Everyone pretends to care about the environment, but will not take public transportation anywhere. The guys are all into bro rape. The girls never shave past their ankles, and the guys are into that. Kids at UCCS have more common sense than the morons here. It's the worst.

Colorado College is The Cunt of Colorado.

by Jason McWilliams October 31, 2008

colossal panda

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.

English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee

by BOWER February 6, 2007

colorguard.

Flaggot to any Bandie

Did you see that flaggot? she just fucked up perfect 10, fucking flaggots can spin sabers, our flute players could do better!

by Nolan July 15, 2004

colorist

(a combination of the words color and racist): (off): a non-white person who is a racist towards whites.

by the rules of ethnocultural neo-anthropology a colorist should also be considered a racist

by Sexydimma June 5, 2015

Color Wheeling

in a state of confusion; frozen, not knowing what to do or say

similar to Apple computers when they freeze up a small color wheel appears

"oh fuck I'm color wheeling"

dude 1: "hey man, whats the answer to number two?"
dude2: "um, gimme a second let me think about this"
....a few minutes past.....
dude 1: "dude whats the answer to number two??!!"
dude 2: "shit dude idk, I'm color wheeling!"

by see~dub October 24, 2008

Color Emo

Those chicks that are emo but with neon colors added

Dave: Check that wierd emo chick
Regan: The one with hot pink and yellow stripes no shes color emo

by PhredWard December 7, 2009