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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Fuck me day

A day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you 🥳
Hey its fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck??
by Sopooki August 1, 2021
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Me

An idiot that looks weird,fat,stupid,an asshole and ugly
Your a me
by jonnE141 October 25, 2019
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Pick me

Kaylaheyyy
A manipulative, repulsive pick me who had dated her whole guy friend group as in results of her in a bad situation.
by 330hey January 26, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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Go Pee For Me

When someone has to pee, but can’t(they don’t want to, or can’t).
Hey man, can you go pee for me? I don’t have time.”
by Jazzmaster3000 April 18, 2021
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