Me

Something I call myself

Person: hey you
Me: who me

This is how my ex used to shout at me to get my attention

by One single bitch December 31, 2020

The Despicable Me

Using someones dildo as a lightsaber in a kids fight. Prefferably used.

Kendrik: "Yo Usain Cheatin'!"
Usain: "No I am just being The Despicable Me"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

Slang Italian definition, an ancient lenguage ancestor of the Italian, it litteraly means "and you who talks like that what do you want from me?? Go kill yourself breathing gas!"

Slang italiano, deriva da un dialetto antico, significa letteralmente "e tu che parli così cosa vuoi da me? Fai una cosa e vatti ad uccidere con il gas!"

-Hey, could you please send me your homework?
-no.

-E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

by StckyFingah November 22, 2021

Help me

A word used to describe your life

Help me my dog ate my fridge

by The simpo May 21, 2021

helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse

Owen is helping me with my car tires

by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022

Trust Me

The last thing you'll ever here out of the greatest titan to ever walk the frontier

Boy 1: Hey have you played that new shooter game Titanfall 2?
Boy 2: yeah, the last thing I heard before crying was "Trust Me"

by titanfalljunkie September 8, 2022

squaddle me down

When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.

I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.

by MikeMilla December 10, 2013