by ZΣPH Ψ April 23, 2023
Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)
*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
by inefficientt July 09, 2022
by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt May 24, 2018
by pittlestix September 06, 2020
An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.
"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!
Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025