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When you're shagging Rachel Riley from behind, right before you cum you start singing "OHHHHHH JEREMY CORBYN" and you try to hold on for as long as possible while she tries to kick you off.
"Any plans for tonight, mate?"
"Managed to blag a date with that weird chick from Countdown who hates Corbyn, gonna Riley Rodeo her"
"Managed to blag a date with that weird chick from Countdown who hates Corbyn, gonna Riley Rodeo her"
by PhilMcCupup November 21, 2019
by BenisBeater7 July 15, 2018
The procedure of underthinking everything so royally that you end up having no clue of what is going on or the point of what they were trying to do.
Person 1: Dude, why did he mess up the choreography?
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.
by CRman March 04, 2022
by Ehat is this May 04, 2023
One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.
Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 12, 2018
A guy who rants about who puts girls into stereotypes of women, calls about 90% of women basic bitches. Rants a bunch about what he would do for his girl, only to call her bitch endearingly after, and claims that he has less of a chance talking to girls because of his body figure being flabby.
Guy 1: Hey man, I would love that girl to death, but she needs to stop being a basic bitch and know every guy isnt chiseled! I need pussy too!
Guy 2: Dude, you're really pulling a Riley Hunt.
Guy 1: Oh Shit! You're right. My bad man, my bad.
Guy 2: Dude, you're really pulling a Riley Hunt.
Guy 1: Oh Shit! You're right. My bad man, my bad.
by Edster2618 January 10, 2018