Cheek slam

the action of laying on your back, typically a male doing this, and lifting his legs back behind his head, while another male's head is shoved between the ass pillows, and the cheek-slammer slams his cheeks closed on the victims face.

hey dude did you hear about justin and how he got the Cheek slam the other day by his own brother??

by Jman564613 August 12, 2009

Cheeks McAllister

Something that sucks, or is totally ass, but is also a persistent annoyance or a pain in the ass. A combination of the definitions of Cheeks and McAllister.

I can not believe that Jen has been such a Cheeks McAllister since Dave left her.

This Amazon delivery getting delayed is just so Cheeks McAllister

by Good Times, Party March 18, 2024

Cheek Chunder

A condition of the skin found on the buttocks. Typically resulting from poorly protected skin abruptly meeting asphalt. Frequently found on the ass of inexperienced longboarders.

"Hey Dunlop, that fall gave me a wicked case of cheek chunder!"

by ChunderMonk February 26, 2009

Deep Cheeks

When an ass gets wrinkles then starts to sag

I accidentally walked in on my grandpa in the bathroom, and he had some deep cheeks; they were in the toilet water

by Harrybonbon July 13, 2016

Cheek chafing

Mostly during a physical activity. Your asscheeks start to rub Together therefore making a chafe

Damn I’m getting a nasty cheek chafing

right now!

by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020

Cheek Chillers

Assless chaps: buckled on over pants with the chaps' integrated belt, but unlike trousers, they have no seat (the term "assless chaps" is a tautology) and are not joined at the crotch. They are designed to provide protection for the legs and are usually made of leather or a leather-like material.

Also used for backwards worn female panties where the crotch is worn in the back, leaving more skin than with regular panties.

First seen in the movie Son-In-Law in a scene where L.A. resident advisor, Crawl (played by Pauly Shore) tries on southern clothes.

I can feel the wind on my bottom through these Cheek Chillers.

by KaterinaGrey February 26, 2024

bring your cheeks here

It's a more family-friendly way to say "get your ass over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.

Lexi: "Jay bring your cheeks here"
Jay: "why"

by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD June 30, 2022