j/k

a short hand version for "just kidding" used by those who can't type well. It is often verbally spoken by people who think that it's cool to sound like a moron.
Well, I did yr mom last night. J/k, lol. Ow, all this high-level thinking's makin' my brain hurt. Gtg, see ya l8r.
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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J. Cole

The best damn rapper of our time! He makes Kendrick Lamar look basic af compared to him.
Bob: Damn, J. Cole is a much better rapper than Kendrick Lamar, it's not even funny.
Bill: Kendrick Lam-who?
Bob: Kendrick Lamar. You know, To Pimp a Butterfly?
Bill: To pimp a butterfly? What the hell is that! It sounds like trash anyway!
Bob: Yeah it is trash, Kendrick is trash.
Bill: His name is Kendrick Lamar?
Bob: Yes, but it doesn't matter anyway because he's trash compared to J. Cole!
by Icy Wyte December 26, 2017
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J-Unit

Def. 1 - Southern California gang known to jump bitches and fuck hos (commonly known to give back to the community by warding off other gangs through deadly dance-offs).

Def. 2 - Bunch of thugs. Acceptance only granted to those who have killed a person before.

Etymology: Hispanic background. Created when a Mexican accidently combined the word "it" with the name of a close friend "Jun."
Woah, that guy's from J-Unit, don't mess with him.

Look, that's J-Unit over there.

I like sandwiches, punani, and J-Unit.
by Honorary Member March 04, 2005
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j lo

by go back to your block August 02, 2003
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j lo

a woman who's staggering up on husbands in order to compete with elizabeth taylor
by Anonymous August 02, 2003
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j dizzle

Used as a nick-name. 'Dizzle' is an alternative slang word for 'dogg'. Dizzle or 'Dogg' means a friend or buddy. This term came from the expression "dog is man's best friend". The letter 'j' at the beginning represents the first initial of the persons first name. The initial at the begining is not limited to one letter, but could also be substituted with a nick-name or birth-name.
Yo, my name is Jason, my friends call me J Dizzle, but you can call me Daddy.

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by Jason (J-Dizzle) Edwards April 12, 2006
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j lo

a women who can not sing. a women he sleeps around countless of times.
by neffer July 24, 2003
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