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Pretty Women Love Jesus

PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another
The gorgeous girl over there agrees with my statement. She is very pretty, pretty women love Jesus
by vcxa May 12, 2021
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Love

Love is a chemical reaction no one really love each other
by Ailengamez October 6, 2020
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Every August 22nd everybody hates on Kayden for the day
“Bro it’s August 22nd! you know what that means!?”
National live, not love, hate Kayden day!!”
by YOGIRL11 August 21, 2022
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! OOOK! That- You brought it back with that one! I don't entirely hate your fucking guts after that! That shit was funny! Alright? Yeah, ok, this guy has singlehandedly redeemed you. HOOOOO MAN! God, I- Shit, I might actually feel bad if your kid gets molested now! Holy shit! That isn't one of mine is it? Jesus! You guys should have just given me my retard-house, pills, and prostitutes. We really could have stopped a lot of this if you weren't so fucking stubborn. God damn!
Cultist "But the love was always there with the peace!"

Hym "BAHAHAHAHA WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT!? HOLY BA-JESUS! HAHAHA! Man, I don't even know what to say! That's it!? It CAN'T be that easy for you to gain followers on the internet. Really guys. Retarded gibberish + Youtube default rhetoric about peace and love = immediate success! And then you sell them your bath water. And if anybody talks back, well, they don't have any bath-water profits do they? If they were smart and good they would have that sweet, sweet bath-water money. So, clearly they're dumb and bad! Fuck me, man! Imagine ME doing that! I did LITERALLY the opposite of that and I'm STILL inspiring millions! If I did what that stupid son of a bitch was doing you motherfuckers would be pledging allegiance to a picture of ME in school! Your grandkids would think I carried the sun over the horizon every morning! 'Thank you dear leader for another glorious day!' They'd say when they get out of bed. Fuck! 'Oh no! The sky is cloudy! Dear leader weeps for our plight...' I mean, you guys have to use some discernment. Please! Shit, the more I write about it the sadder I get actually! Wow that is sad! I'm sad now. I need to go to sleep. That shit actually depresses me a little bit."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
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Love

Love isn't able to be defined using words.
It is beyond communication and logic... if it could be easily understood, it wouldn't be love.
Stop trying to understand love, and start living with it.
Where there is love, there is life.
by urJewishbestie May 3, 2022
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love fountain

when a man and woman, ideally a couple, pee at the same time in the same toliet. the woman spreads her legs and the man pees in the gap.
"My wife and I both really had to pee so we just made a love fountain"
by potatosareno1 April 7, 2023
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farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex
(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.
by Very_cool dude March 7, 2019
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