September 1st

Only kool people are born on september first! Dr. Phil, Zendaya, Jungkook. Even when KIDZ BOP was formed!!

Oh, wow that kid is super kool, he must have been born on September 1st!

I wish I was as Kool as Dr. Phil! He was born on September 1st

by super good guy October 24, 2019

black september

The terrorist organization that killed the Isrealis in Munich. All members were killed in brutal, horrifc, tragic, and dealy attacks.

I bust a cap in yo ass, black september.

by Muhammed Akmed Abdul Jamar December 10, 2008

September 16

national boomer day the day where you say ok boomer to the person thats birthday is on this day

Bob:today is september 16th its my birthday!!!!!!
Sarah: you know what that means.
Bob: Not again...
Sarah: OK BOOMER

by jdhfiyfhuytyduygfty6tftg December 19, 2019

September 11

The day we mourn the massive losses from 9/11, and want to kill every Islamic assbag in the world. It should be especially interesting in Gainsville, Florida... This year is the 10th anniversary, and on Sept. 11, there is a huge football game in Gainsville. I'm not hoping for anything, but think about what could happen. To double the threat, a pastor in the same area is holding, 'Burn a Koran Day'. This guy doesn't think right, HE INVITED TERRORISTS TO COME! WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE DO THAT?! He's not a true pastor, he just spews bullshit all over Islam. I don't blame him, but it makes him look bad, especially given the fact people look up to him. I'm not kidding, this guy is fucking crazy.

On September 11, I think I'll buy an American Flag to put, (respectfully of course) on my wall instead of making the people who can kill us angry.

by A7X forever September 8, 2010

September 3

It’s the free ass pic. Send them to your friend

I would like it to be September 3 so I can get some free ass pics

by Idk_100 September 3, 2021

September 3

on this day the best boy in the world is born
:D

person 1: Hi, its september 3

person 2: oh (name) was born then he is sooo sexy, he's the best

person 1: yes, on this day the best boy in the world is born

by bryanbryanbryannnn April 14, 2021

september 9th

september 9th is national give ur bf/gf a head pat day. on this day you have to give ur bf/gf a had pat otherwise ur gonna be cursed for a whole year.

random kid: hey honey do you know what day it is?

random kids bf/gf: yea september 9th, why?

random kids bf/gf: oooohhhhh

random kid: *gives head pat.

by salt and pepper :) June 5, 2021