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Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.
He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.
by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022
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Patrick

Patrick /ˈpætɹɪk/, v. where a person performs an action repeatedly that exhibits a severe lack of short-term memory retention.

Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.

This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.
I just patricked that whole candy bar.

Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.
by Sosumi, Inc. October 18, 2025
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Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by Ratk1d December 17, 2019
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Patrick

He is a gay cunt, gets friendzoned by every girl and is hated by all. He thinks he is hard, and tries to show people that he smokes when people don’t care. He is probably black or white.
George : hey look there’s Patrick trying to get pussy

Steve: he will probs get friendzoned, gay boy

Paul: typical movement Patrick movement
by Onmywaytofuckurmom123 December 5, 2019
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Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yoooo let's get Patrick shwavy tonight lol its lit
by Noel miller fan December 16, 2019
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Patrick's People

There's a white guy in Statesville NC who tries to get uneducated Blacks to get their GED through his Adult Learning Center. The majority of these people are criminals with long rap sheets. This is absolutely no benefit to anyone, but himself. He does this to boost his HUGE ego.
Did you hear about Tyrone robbing that convenience store and shooting the clerk last night?
Yeah! I sho did! At least he has a GED. He's one of Patrick's People, you know?
by Thinman529k August 30, 2025
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Patrick bereznicki

Patrick bereznicki meaning “thick brows” aka red from angry birds
Damnnn u have Patrick bereznicki brows
by Honest.anne April 7, 2023
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