One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.
"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."
by The Real Todd Ller August 7, 2017
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“Can’t wait to go to Ashe County Middle School tomorrow!”
“Wow! I’d rather stay home and watch musicallys!”
“Wow! I’d rather stay home and watch musicallys!”
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Get the Ashe County Middle School mug.its filled with crack addicts and drug dealers. There is so many fights its great you will get r**ed and if your child goes he or she will become homeless.
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Get the southern york county school mug.Rowan County Early College aka RCECE, is a school that offers college classes and leads kids into depression. Its a school of multi diversity people yet racist kids. This school contains more hoes then you can imagine its a school where friends date your ex's and you pretend its normal. Nothing but bitches and stress up in here and not to mention some of the teachers well most of the teachers here don't know how to teach... Also skipping? thats all kids do here they skip to get high. Did I forget to mention this school is not smart there are a lot of stupid people here.
Want to go to Rowan County Early College (RCEC) ? Nah man there's to many hoes there gotta stay away from there.
Rowan County Early college is a school of fuck ups.
Rowan County Early college is a school of fuck ups.
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Get the Franklin county middle school mug.The act of giving oral sex to a family member during the human wheel barrel race at annual family reunion.
Joe was giving oral sex to his father as they crossed the finish line at the annual family reunion human Cannon County wheel barrel race
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