Slippery Irish Skip-Devil

An impish, creepy little man who enjoys irritating a person to no end by skipping circles around a person, (usually while they're walking) all the while singing bad irish pub-songs, & sea shanties, & being impossible to catch by the person he's annoying.

Bill: Ok ok, HA HA. Cut it out, you're annoying me, & you almost tripped me.

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Now Fiddler’s Green is a place I heard tell, where the fishermen go if they don’t go to hell"

Bill: Enough! Shut up, you crazy little bastard!!

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Where skies are all clear and the dolphins do play, and the cold coast of Greenland is far, far away!"

Bill: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

by The Creep1 February 11, 2011

irish toaster strudel

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over

dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished

by dreadrasta November 23, 2010

Irish Lapdog

When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.

Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one timer November 21, 2008

Irish Jig Alert!

Warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing town.

A person sees an advertising poster for "Lord Of The Dance".

"Opps, Irish Jig Alert!"

by Brian Combe November 01, 2007

Irish Spring Green Green

A famous phrase used by FlightReacts meaning someone made a huge basket.

Look at Curry man, why not let it fly, IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN

by LeGoatJames May 17, 2020

Irish Strike

When a pitcher comes into a game really hung over from the night before and throws a wild pitch.

Looks like Wells had a hell of a night last night. That's his third Irish Strike of the inning.

by Jim & Todd August 30, 2007

Irish Candy

Alcohol! What else could it be?

Lexi: Hey I'm having a party tonight!
O'Sullivan: I'll bring the Irish candy!

No candy tastes better than Irish candy!

by Smoke_Eater November 25, 2009