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Edward

A guy who spends more time with his parents 200 miles away than with his friends.
I bet Edward’s going home for thanksgiving.
by 4RCH4N63L November 22, 2021
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Edward

Not much talent, even less taste, makes decent pancakes and knows the track listings to every Scorsese film soundtrack.
Don’t be an Edward let’s go have some fun.
by Jartan November 22, 2021
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J Edward

A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !
Hey J Edward ! You seem pretty funny I kinda like you !
by Your lovebug November 23, 2021
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Edward

Edward is one of the worst humans you will ever meet. Doesn’t care about anyone but himself and will stab someone in the back when given the chance. He’s the definition of a snake and should be left alone.
Edward doesn’t use a coaster which means he doesn’t respect wood.
by anthonyyyyyyy58 November 23, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
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Anthony Edwards

Michael Jordan's son. Is also the father of Nikola Jokic.
"Anthony Edwards is Jokic father"
"Send da video"
by nbafactsknower99 February 17, 2025
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