two seconds (bro)

the act one gives when wanting you to chill out either becuase you want to go or him to shut up when he is telling a gay story he wants to keep saying

ramzy, hury the fuck up lets go

two seconds bro

shut the fuck up and get in the car.

by GTS February 27, 2004

two drinker

Noun. A female which begins to look good after a couple of drinks. But you would not touch her if sober.

Damn, Brandi didnt seem so hot before i started drinking. But she is looking pretty good now. AWWWWWWWWW skeet skeet skeet....

by joedaddy April 15, 2004

Two Spins

Meaning Two full rotations of a scale or two hundred pounds. Can also be used for three or four spins as well.
Also known as Two Bills

Last night the chick mark showed up with was at least two and a half spins. He must have to roll her in flour before sex

by the web cohort August 30, 2005

two in the basket

Used to describe the condition of woman who is pregnant with twins. Consequently her belly area is very large.

"She's so big, she must have two in the basket"

by entomologist July 9, 2006

two shots of corn

refering to two shots of ethanol aka beer or hard liquor

As they sat around the bar, they had two shots of corn.

by milissa January 8, 2008

Two Way Lunch

A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.

Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.

by The Mysterious Jed November 17, 2009

Two-fingered Kitkat

The insertion of your index and middle finger into your, or another persons anus, followed by licking the fingers.

I stuck two fingers in her ass and had her lick them clean like a Two-fingered Kitkat.

by The Duke of Hurl March 9, 2011