Patrick

Some Brazilian guy

Did you know Patrick is from Brazil?

by Abe Schwartz May 20, 2021

patrick

Patrick is a pussy ass nigga that gets no game from good bitches but the only type he gets are meth head bitches that are half dead. and he also doesnt know how to pay his taxes because he is too focused on his channel that will get nowhere and hes also focused on talking to people 5 years younger than him because he is a big loser pedophile. and to top it all off his haircut makes him look lesbian.

Girl 1:What a pussy i bet his name is patrick
Girl 2:Yeah for real

by El papuchon56 July 8, 2022

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born

i’m all patrick shwavy and i see this kid in a wheelchair so i go “how long ya gonna be in that wheelchair for?”

friend: “yo he’s got cerebral palsy”

by pillowprincessx3 December 16, 2019

Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Sant Patrick’s Day

My favorite holiday my birthday, Sant Patrick’s Day
Not Green Day

“Not Green Day, you meant Sant Patrick’s Day”

by roadkillducky February 21, 2025

Patrick

a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count

me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?

by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021