Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014

text teasing

When someone texts you, often about something important, you text them back, then…….SILENCE.

"I'm so over Jennifer. She's famous for text teasing. She always leaves me hanging with these super important texts, I respond right back, then NOTHING. I'm gonna start calling her out on it…"

by Leem37 December 23, 2013

text box

A word used to describe people who text message people on their cell phones all the time. Usually comes out when drinking.

"Hey guys- look at text box over there on the couch"
"Yeah,shes been text boxing her boyfriend all night!"

by Pdiddy0032 December 28, 2007

Fisherman Text

When you send a text to someone and they take too long to respond and you know that at some time they had to have read your text but just haven't text you back on purpose. Then when they do respond its random and completely unexpected. Just like fishing, you put the hook in, the fish look at the meat but don't bite until you least expect it so you're just sitting there looking at the water the whole time until you get a bite on the hook.

Hey how are you? What's new with you? Are you doing anything tonight? sent at 11:00am Friday

I'm good. Response at 1pm Sunday. That's what you call a "fisherman Text".

by Jay S from san diego March 16, 2010

rhythmic texting

texting two or more people rhythmically. as soon as you send one text, you get another. this requires much skill.

"I was doing some mad rhythmic texting last night with like, five people."

by Nos_addict January 24, 2009

Text Novella

A long text message which your cell carrier has to break up into a minimum of 3 texts due to its length. Generally consisting of wrenching emotional details, with a back story. i.e. kook ups, break ups and various other relationship dramas.

You should read the Text Novella Shelley sent me. Her and John had a huge blow out fight last night and he packed and moved his stuff this morning.

From Shelly 1/3: You aren't gonna believe what happened, John started again on me with his jealousy routine. He accused me of dating all the guys I work with again.

From Shelly 2/3: I tried to explain that we sometimes all get together for drinks after work. Totally innocent. Then he started asking me why I don't ever invite him to these things if they are "totally innocent", he actually did the air quotes if you can believe it. So we yelled forever last night, he slept on the couch and packed his clothes and left this morning!

From Shelly 3/3: Can you believe it? Should I be happy he is gone? I miss him so much already!!!! Should I call him?

by Omega in Colorado November 23, 2010

The “Long Text”

The long sappy text message you either send or receive from someone declaring their emotions in a last ditch effort or goodbye.

I feel bad for ghosting him, but I really wasn’t expecting Daniel to send me the “long text” after just one date.

by Christocoop November 8, 2017