The Irish Exit

Taking ownership of a beloved pub and fucking it up so bad no one ever comes back.

Viva La Penny...way to pull the irish exit, hopefully the next owners arent fucksticks.

by The Eville Joker July 25, 2017

irish toaster strudel

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over

dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished

by dreadrasta November 25, 2010

Irish Jig Alert!

Warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing town.

A person sees an advertising poster for "Lord Of The Dance".

"Opps, Irish Jig Alert!"

by Brian Combe November 21, 2007

Irish Lapdog

When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.

Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one timer April 2, 2009

Irish Spring Green Green

A famous phrase used by FlightReacts meaning someone made a huge basket.

Look at Curry man, why not let it fly, IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN

by LeGoatJames May 17, 2020

Irish Strike

When a pitcher comes into a game really hung over from the night before and throws a wild pitch.

Looks like Wells had a hell of a night last night. That's his third Irish Strike of the inning.

by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007

Irish Candy

Alcohol! What else could it be?

Lexi: Hey I'm having a party tonight!
O'Sullivan: I'll bring the Irish candy!

No candy tastes better than Irish candy!

by Smoke_Eater November 25, 2009