Im him

Tristan is him

Tristans himothy revaluations 69:420

He's that guy

He's actually that guy
Im him
You are not

by Imactuallyhim69 August 15, 2025

ims

I must say

ims you look a liiiittle like Cameron Dallas

by dachailatte February 21, 2019

NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025

im fr just a girl

the meaning of "im just a girl" is a girls code word for wanting to break up with her current boyfriend and fuck her ex

im fr just a girl fuck my mans

by Yourboy_jay August 10, 2024

Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat

Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!

by ClicktyClackTheBadBihIsBack26 June 15, 2022

im._currently._on._fire

has broken humour and an obsession with depressing games and stuff

person 1: hey you know im._currently._on._fire?
person 2: yea why?
person 1: they just fell down a flight of stairs haha
person 2: haha what an idiot!

by a._forking._dumbo July 9, 2021

im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022