Brian Cheek

A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.

Damn! Brian cheek makes me so aroused and tingly in the pants.

by Fan_of_all_things_cheeky September 15, 2021

Brian Lee Koon Peng

The person who dropped his ART kit on the floor and has to wipe it like a lil bitch

Why got water on floor, Did you do a Brian Lee Koon Peng?

by Zakkm November 23, 2021

Brian

a wooden toaster that will use every CapriSun in ur house to jerk off at night.

"At night, he's a real Brian"

by adbot December 23, 2019

brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian

jesus christ, you pulled a brian simkins

by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022

Brian

Brian is the coolest, sexiest, nicest, funniest guy around and every girl wants to date him because he’s so hot and attractive and just so perfect

Girl 1: omg did you see Brian yesterday?
Girl 2: yesss he was sooo hot like always
Girl 3: I knowww, I want to date Brian soooooo bad
Girl 1: I know but I’m just too scared to take my shot
Girl 2: me too bestie
Girl 3: me too

by Brian Ridder November 20, 2021

Brian

A crazy and intelligent guy with the strangest ideas. A Brian always tries to be funny, although some of his jokes make you want to slap him. He is a fantastic person and always knows everything. Sometimes, Brian's can be a bit aggressive but can be very kind and respectful. If you have a Brian in your life, make sure you talk to him and hang out, as they can be very striking!

Hey, there's Brian over there.

by godzillafan22 October 14, 2021

Brian’s Cream of Curry

When you and your lady partner share enough chicken curry to feed an army, and proceed to engage in rigorous unprotected anal intercourse in your car. You leave multiple deliveries of semen in your ladies anus. Your lady friend proceeds to uncontrollably defecate into your crotch and car seats. at this point, you take a large serving spoon and consume all of the creamy poop contents within the car. At approximately 2:30 in the morning, you text your friends completion of the act.

Brian’s Cream of Curry

Definition: BRIAN please cream my curry butt poops!

by Gatorhouse69 April 12, 2024