When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.
Also known as Wizard Status.
Also known as Wizard Status.
by ...riel... May 4, 2011
Get the Mage Statusmug. A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.
Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
by guidinglitedlite May 7, 2014
Get the status ruinermug. The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011
Get the Five Day Statusmug. What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.
Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017
Get the Statue of Deliverymug. <.7.9.7.6.>The Thinking Man Statue Is Only Interepreted Through The Sale Of Deaf Individuals ANd HEaring Aids<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Thinking Man Statue Is Only Interepreted Through The Sale Of Deaf Individuals ANd HEaring Aids<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Statue removal, building removal, all it really does it turn all the effort of the people that built it to bullshit, whether people celebrate it or don't. Some people want things removed because of what they symbolize rather than all the effort it took to get the structure standing in the first place (something that withstood countless thunderstorms, weather events, and years of wear).
Statue removal doesnt do anything, it doesn't make the world a better place. Everyone is part of the problem, there are no people making the world a better place, it's really a matter of what degree they're turning other people's efforts into bullshit. Statue removal is a lot like instant gratification, a lot of people whine until they get what they want, without ever having been involved in the building of the structure. They whine for a short while and nobody tells them they're not going to get what they want (since they don't take no for answer, not one person tells them no), instead they're given what they want instantly. It's why there are so many protests these days that have nothing to do with George Floyd and never did. Really everything with people is about who gets what and how much, from war to elections to everything else.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
Get the Statue removalmug.