your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.

by irishpunk84 July 10, 2010

Shut your face, grandma

A song by Señora Lanza.

Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say

Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma

Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma

by asthomasa May 1, 2020

yourgranscock

A free standing penis - possibly decaying - that once belonged to your maternal grandmother in a time when grandparents were permitted to own cocks by papal edict

It's yourgranscock.

by Chunky Monkey July 21, 2003