butter the udder

The act of ejaculating on a pair of soft, supple breast

Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.

by martin92683 February 23, 2015

udder me

hit dick with boobs

damn she udder me real good

by hiopio May 7, 2018

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025