Udder Uppercuts

When a woman with large breasts smacks herself in the head with one or both of them as the result of sudden up & down movement.

Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.

by McMurray515 May 14, 2024

Udder shudder

Forming a ladies breast into an udder and stimulating one’s anus with it

John likes to perform the “udder shudder” with his wife

by Johnny hubbert February 8, 2024

Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021