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Shifter

A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”

Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”

Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
by Don_Juicy April 5, 2018
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shifters

a biscuit or cookie type snack...made from bran...just pure bran. good substitute for laxatives
Alex: oh man i was on the crapper for hours after eating that shifter.
Josh: Haha yeh my mum makes some killer shifters!
by bofredlington February 1, 2006
mugGet the shiftersmug.

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