One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
by Happylad October 10, 2018
by Henry Rollins November 3, 2003
9 people sworn to protect Kou with their heart, life and soul, even if it means their own perishing
Neptune, Twig, Marz, Lav, Maddie, Squid, Venus, Bowie, Fizz, and Willow
Neptune, Twig, Marz, Lav, Maddie, Squid, Venus, Bowie, Fizz, and Willow
by aba! May 27, 2022
by finerz August 20, 2023