The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.

Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

by Conz313 June 12, 2009

Dragon Cum Stance

A martial arts stance that involves the man grabbing the victim and making them cum so much they can no longer move

Last night I destroyed someone with the Dragon Cum Stance

by Dilly Ding Dong November 12, 2020

Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

3 Point Stance

When beating off on the toilet and you cum hard and fall forward only supporting yourself with one hand and your feet.

I was beating the meat on the toilet and when I came, I went into a 3 point stance.

by Splatz133 August 25, 2013

power stance (BOOM)

when you see the girl of your dreams, you lean forward and flex your arm down all the way (BOOM). this is a common device used for picking up chicks, and it is endorsed by joey the trainer.

"Damn, im not one of those guys who is confident with his abilities." -Jordan

"Just do the power stance (BOOM). Lunge a little and BOOM!" -Joey

"Look at all these chicks i got!" -Jordan

"That's the power of the power stance...BOOM!" -Joey

by Iusedtobefat123 February 21, 2011

wide stance

to expel excrement from the bowels via the anal canal; move one's bowels .

"I busted a wide stance in the Minnesota airport and things went terribly awry," said Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho).

by Mason Lerner October 16, 2007

dumb n*gga stance

When a guy (particularly a black male) stands with his legs parted awkwardly with his shoulders back and a hand rubbing his head uncomfortably. He will have a confused/dazed look on his face.

"I caught mike in a lie and when i tokd him so, he pulled the dumb n*gga stance on me."

by RokkNinja December 20, 2016